Donald J. Trump Set To Receive First Ever Nobel Piece of Shit Prize
Failing to secure the Nobel Peace Prize, the Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has awarded Donald…
Donald J. Trump Set To Receive First Ever Nobel Piece of Shit Prize
Failing to secure the Nobel Peace Prize, the Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has awarded Donald J. Trump with the concession prize, Nobel Piece of Shit Prize. This was done mainly to stop Trump from calling everyone with the last name of “Nobel” (and also “Noble” due to a reading error) demanding they hand him an…
ICE Officers Request Re-Assignment From Minneapolis to Texas, “We’re Hungry” say Agents
“We’re just out of food.” This was the statement given by Otho McGravy, head of the FM-LSE Union. “We’ve brought on so many plus-sized agents, we’re simply having resources collapse on the job from lack of food. And also diabetes and general poor health. The FM-LSE (Fat Men /w Low Self-Esteem) Union has heard numerous…
Kristi Noem: “Will Work For Hats!”
Secretary of Cosplay and Reichs Security, Kristi Noem, has had it with the low pay she receives as a civil servant.
LA-Z-BOY Encourages Unsafe Sex Practices, Says Vance
JD Vance is up in arms again, this time aiming his ire and heavy weight furniture manufacturer, LA-Z-Boy.
Devastating News for Trump- Medical Plans Up-Ended!
Donald J Trump has been working with a team of specialists at Jims Hopkins Community College Medical to be the first ever recipient of an asshole transplant. The donor asshole was a hog from central Wyoming. Unfortunately, there has been a snag with the plan. During DNA and tissue match testing, it was found that…
Images of Beardless JD Vance Surface: He Isn’t Chucky After All
Pictures of JD Vance have surfaced recently on the internet, sans beard. Many have speculated that the chubby-faced Number 2 was actually the humanish version of the psychotic murder doll, “Chucky”. Photos have proven this false as it turns out that Vance just has a very doughy face.
