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The Federal Cosplay Shuffle

Winston Smith1 month ago1 month ago02 mins

Donald Trump has shuffled his DHS team to make the most of their costuming skills. Kristi “Is That Your Dog?”…

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Kristi Noem: “Will Work For Hats!”

Winston Smith3 months ago3 months ago01 mins

Secretary of Cosplay and Reich Security, Kristi Noem, has had it with the low pay she receives as a civil…

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