Diminutive Greggy Bovino Establishes New Direction for ICE: Small Lives Matter!
Greggy Bovino is tired of the mockery he and his agents are suffering. As noted by ICE policy, the Federal…
January 2026
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Donald J. Trump Set To Receive First Ever Nobel Piece of Shit Prize
Failing to secure the Nobel Peace Prize, the Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has awarded Donald J. Trump with the concession…
ICE Officers Request Re-Assignment From Minneapolis to Texas, “We’re Hungry” say Agents
“We’re just out of food.” This was the statement given by Otho McGravy, head of the FM-LSE Union. “We’ve brought…
Kristi Noem: “Will Work For Hats!”
Secretary of Cosplay and Reich Security, Kristi Noem, has had it with the low pay she receives as a civil…
LA-Z-BOY Encourages Unsafe Sex Practices, Says Vance
JD Vance is up in arms again, this time aiming his ire and heavy weight furniture manufacturer, LA-Z-Boy. The successful…
Devastating News for Trump- Medical Plans Up-Ended!
Donald J Trump has been working with a team of specialists at Jims Hopkins Community College Medical to be the…