Skip to content
Wednesday, April 22, 2026
  • DreamWorks Files Cease and Desist Order Over Kra$h Patel Violating Madagascar Trademark
  • The Federal Cosplay Shuffle
  • Diminutive Greggy Bovino Establishes New Direction for ICE: Small Lives Matter!
  • Donald J. Trump Set To Receive First Ever Nobel Piece of Shit Prize

The Pork Sammich

All the News You Never Knew You Needed to Know

  • DreamWorks Files Cease and Desist Order Over Kra$h Patel Violating Madagascar Trademark
  • The Federal Cosplay Shuffle
  • Diminutive Greggy Bovino Establishes New Direction for ICE: Small Lives Matter!
  • Donald J. Trump Set To Receive First Ever Nobel Piece of Shit Prize

The Pork Sammich

All the News You Never Knew You Needed to Know

Newsletter
Random News
Headlines
  • DreamWorks Files Cease and Desist Order Over Kra$h Patel Violating Madagascar Trademark

    3 weeks ago3 weeks ago
  • The Federal Cosplay Shuffle

    1 month ago1 month ago
  • Diminutive Greggy Bovino Establishes New Direction for ICE: Small Lives Matter!

    3 months ago1 month ago
  • Donald J. Trump Set To Receive First Ever Nobel Piece of Shit Prize

    3 months ago3 months ago
  • Sgt Peter "Dumplin' Hogginger seen hear humming the Chili's Babyback Ribs song to himself.

    ICE Officers Request Re-Assignment From Minneapolis to Texas, “We’re Hungry” say Agents

    3 months ago3 months ago
  • Kristi Noem: “Will Work For Hats!”

    3 months ago3 months ago
  • LA-Z-BOY Encourages Unsafe Sex Practices, Says Vance

    3 months ago3 months ago
  • Devastating News for Trump- Medical Plans Up-Ended!

    3 months ago3 months ago
  • Images of Beardless JD Vance Surface: He Isn’t Chucky After All

    4 months ago3 months ago
  • Home
  • 2026
  • January

January 2026

  • Greggy Bovino

Diminutive Greggy Bovino Establishes New Direction for ICE: Small Lives Matter!

Winston Smith3 months ago1 month ago01 mins

Greggy Bovino is tired of the mockery he and his agents are suffering. As noted by ICE policy, the Federal…

Read More
  • Donald J. Trump

Donald J. Trump Set To Receive First Ever Nobel Piece of Shit Prize

Winston Smith3 months ago3 months ago01 mins

Failing to secure the Nobel Peace Prize, the Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has awarded Donald J. Trump with the concession…

Read More
Sgt Peter "Dumplin' Hogginger seen hear humming the Chili's Babyback Ribs song to himself.
  • ICE

ICE Officers Request Re-Assignment From Minneapolis to Texas, “We’re Hungry” say Agents

Winston Smith3 months ago3 months ago01 mins

“We’re just out of food.” This was the statement given by Otho McGravy, head of the FM-LSE Union. “We’ve brought…

Read More
  • Kristi Noem

Kristi Noem: “Will Work For Hats!”

Winston Smith3 months ago3 months ago01 mins

Secretary of Cosplay and Reich Security, Kristi Noem, has had it with the low pay she receives as a civil…

Read More
  • JD Vance

LA-Z-BOY Encourages Unsafe Sex Practices, Says Vance

Winston Smith3 months ago3 months ago01 mins

JD Vance is up in arms again, this time aiming his ire and heavy weight furniture manufacturer, LA-Z-Boy. The successful…

Read More
  • Donald J. Trump

Devastating News for Trump- Medical Plans Up-Ended!

Winston Smith3 months ago3 months ago01 mins

Donald J Trump has been working with a team of specialists at Jims Hopkins Community College Medical to be the…

Read More

Recent Posts

  • DreamWorks Files Cease and Desist Order Over Kra$h Patel Violating Madagascar Trademark
  • The Federal Cosplay Shuffle
  • Diminutive Greggy Bovino Establishes New Direction for ICE: Small Lives Matter!
  • Donald J. Trump Set To Receive First Ever Nobel Piece of Shit Prize
  • ICE Officers Request Re-Assignment From Minneapolis to Texas, “We’re Hungry” say Agents

Recent Comments

No comments to show.

Archives

  • March 2026
  • January 2026
  • December 2025

Categories

  • Donald J. Trump
  • Greggy Bovino
  • ICE
  • JD Vance
  • Kra$h Patel
  • Kristi Noem
  • Markwayne "Extra Name" Mullin
This site is a parody, protected by what's left of the US Constitution. 2026