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Kristi Noem: “Will Work For Hats!”

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Secretary of Cosplay and Reich Security, Kristi Noem, has had it with the low pay she receives as a civil…

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DreamWorks Animation Studios filed an order with the FBI this morning to stop Kra$h Patel from continuing to violate their…

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Donald Trump has shuffled his DHS team to make the most of their costuming skills. Kristi “Is That Your Dog?”…

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Donald J Trump has been working with a team of specialists at Jims Hopkins Community College Medical to be the…

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Pictures of JD Vance have surfaced recently on the internet, sans beard. Many have speculated that the chubby-faced Number 2…

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JD Vance is up in arms again, this time aiming his ire and heavy weight furniture manufacturer, LA-Z-Boy. The successful…

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“We’re just out of food.” This was the statement given by Otho McGravy, head of the FM-LSE Union. “We’ve brought…

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Failing to secure the Nobel Peace Prize, the Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has awarded Donald J. Trump with the concession…

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Greggy Bovino is tired of the mockery he and his agents are suffering. As noted by ICE policy, the Federal…