Greggy Bovino is tired of the mockery he and his agents are suffering. As noted by ICE policy, the Federal People Catcher Division will hire anyone as long as they are at least 4ft in any direction. To help support this message of openness toward those of less than ideal stature, Bovino is now marketing his operation as “The 1/3 Reich”.
When reached for a comment, Bovino stated, “I need a booster seat.”
Donald J. Trump is also hoping the new 1/3 Reich branding will draw attention away from Kristi Noem’s face, which itself is getting an overhaul to draw attention away from her words.