Donald Trump has shuffled his DHS team to make the most of their costuming skills. Kristi “Is That Your Dog?” Noem and Markwayne Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticoleensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -ggutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönenddanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm Mullin have moved into new roles.
Mullin is going into lead the Department of Homeland Frustration and Noem headed to lead the Department of Homeland Imprisonment for a first-hand look. Mullin has previously drawn criticism for having controversial views and becoming argumentative with journalists.
Recently he spoke to MSNBCBS reporter Richard Wrol and said, “I am a huge MAGA supporter. We need to focus on bringing the principles that Donald Trump established with his Make Angmar Great Again movement to our great nation and redouble our efforts… no… quadruple our efforts to rid the realm of all the orcs… er… illegal aliens. Hey, I’m down here!”
When Noem was asked how she was fitting into her new position, she told Wrol, “My new office smells like pee.”
Pee indeed, Secretary Noem. Pee indeed.
