DreamWorks Animation Studios filed an order with the FBI this morning to stop Kra$h Patel from continuing to violate their trademarks found in the film, Madagascar. Patel has been accused of lifting his (literally) trademark look from the character, King Julien.
Unlike Patel, King Julien is a fan favorite and many felt he stole the show from the lead characters in the film. Contrary-wise, Kra$h has only been known to frighten children and small dogs. Patel’s bug-eyed, deer in the headlights facial expression was clearly ripped off from the animated classic and not a symptom of chronic bedwetting as some have suggested.
The FBI refused to comment, but an insider who was not authorised to speak on the matter, shared that Patel has been getting Botox injections in his eye sockets to craft that, “They Know My Shame” look. Trump has been rumored to find his look appealing and generally keeps Patel close by in case they need his superior night vision.
Sacha Baron Cohen, who provided the overly caffeinated and dancing machine with a unique voice and energy offered, “My name-ah Borat.”