Donald J. Trump

Failing to secure the Nobel Peace Prize, the Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has awarded Donald J. Trump with the concession prize, Nobel Piece of Shit Prize. This was done mainly to stop Trump from calling everyone with the last name of “Nobel” (and also “Noble” due to a reading error) demanding they hand him an…

Donald J Trump has been working with a team of specialists at Jims Hopkins Community College Medical to be the first ever recipient of an asshole transplant. The donor asshole was a hog from central Wyoming. Unfortunately, there has been a snag with the plan. During DNA and tissue match testing, it was found that…