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ICE Officers Request Re-Assignment From Minneapolis to Texas, “We’re Hungry” say Agents

Winston Smith2 months ago2 months ago01 mins

“We’re just out of food.” This was the statement given by Otho McGravy, head of the FM-LSE Union. “We’ve brought on so many plus-sized agents, we’re simply having resources collapse on the job from lack of food. And also diabetes and general poor health. The FM-LSE (Fat Men /w Low Self-Esteem) Union has heard numerous…

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  • ICE Officers Request Re-Assignment From Minneapolis to Texas, “We’re Hungry” say Agents
  • Kristi Noem: “Will Work For Hats!”
  • LA-Z-BOY Encourages Unsafe Sex Practices, Says Vance

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