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ICE Officers Request Re-Assignment From Minneapolis to Texas, “We’re Hungry” say Agents

Winston Smith3 days ago1 day ago01 mins

“We’re just out of food.” This was the statement given by Otho McGravy, head of the FM-LSE Union. “We’ve brought on so many plus-sized agents, we’re simply having resources collapse on the job from lack of food. And also diabetes and general poor health. The FM-LSE (Fat Men /w Low Self-Esteem) Union has heard numerous…

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