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Diminutive Greggy Bovino Establishes New Direction for ICE: Small Lives Matter!

Winston Smith6 hours ago6 hours ago01 mins

Greggy Bovino is tired of the mockery he and his agents are suffering. As noted by ICE policy, the Federal People Catcher Division will hire anyone as long as they are at least 4ft in any direction. To help support this message of openness toward those of less than ideal stature, Bovino is now marketing…

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