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January 13, 2026

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  • Images of Beardless JD Vance Surface: He Isn’t Chucky After All

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JD Vance

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LA-Z-BOY Encourages Unsafe Sex Practices, Says Vance

Winston Smith5 days ago1 day ago01 mins

JD Vance is up in arms again, this time aiming his ire and heavy weight furniture manufacturer, LA-Z-Boy.

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Images of Beardless JD Vance Surface: He Isn’t Chucky After All

Winston Smith1 month ago1 day ago01 mins

Pictures of JD Vance have surfaced recently on the internet, sans beard. Many have speculated that the chubby-faced Number 2 was actually the humanish version of the psychotic murder doll, “Chucky”. Photos have proven this false as it turns out that Vance just has a very doughy face.

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  • LA-Z-BOY Encourages Unsafe Sex Practices, Says Vance
  • Devastating News for Trump- Medical Plans Up-Ended!

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