JD Vance

JD Vance is up in arms again, this time aiming his ire and heavy weight furniture manufacturer, LA-Z-Boy. The successful couch and comfy chair manufacturer has recently declined Vance’s request to wrap all of their furniture in plastic. Partly to bring back the “grandmother’s house plastic couch you stick to” nostalgia, but also to provide…

Pictures of JD Vance have surfaced recently on the internet, sans beard. Many have speculated that the chubby-faced Number 2 was actually the humanish version of the psychotic murder doll, “Chucky”. Photos have proven this false as it turns out that Vance just has a very doughy face.