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January 13, 2026

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Kristi Noem: “Will Work For Hats!”

Winston Smith4 days ago1 day ago01 mins

Secretary of Cosplay and Reichs Security, Kristi Noem, has had it with the low pay she receives as a civil servant.

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  • Donald J. Trump Set To Receive First Ever Nobel Piece of Shit Prize
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  • LA-Z-BOY Encourages Unsafe Sex Practices, Says Vance
  • Devastating News for Trump- Medical Plans Up-Ended!

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