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Kristi Noem: “Will Work For Hats!”

Winston Smith2 months ago1 month ago01 mins

Secretary of Cosplay and Reich Security, Kristi Noem, has had it with the low pay she receives as a civil servant. Noem pointed to her head, stating, “My head was made for hats!” This drew an end to the long running debate of what was the purpose of Noem’s head. There was a moment where…

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  • ICE Officers Request Re-Assignment From Minneapolis to Texas, “We’re Hungry” say Agents
  • Kristi Noem: “Will Work For Hats!”
  • LA-Z-BOY Encourages Unsafe Sex Practices, Says Vance

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