Donald J Trump has been working with a team of specialists at Jims Hopkins Community College Medical to be the first ever recipient of an asshole transplant. The donor asshole was a hog from central Wyoming. Unfortunately, there has been a snag with the plan. During DNA and tissue match testing, it was found that the donor organ was not a match for Trump.
“The pig anus, or donor hole was found not to be compatible with Trump,” said JHCCM spokesperson Rick Sanchez. “It appears the pig anus has rejected the President.”
The pig anus is scheduled to do an interview on Tuesday at 7am EST on Disney+.
